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My wife is dating again.

OK. Guilty. In a slightly cynical manner I borrowed your interest with an offbeat headline, sorry. But please bear with me – I’ll get to an important point. Just pretend for a minute that my wife had been dating again. We might have had a conversation something like this: Me: “Have you got any plans for the weekend, darling?” My wife: “I've got a couple of first dates lined up, that’s all.” she replies casually. Awkward silence as the sense of incredulous disbelief visibly builds in my face. Me: “WHAT?” I scream, “Are you bloody joking???” My wife: “No, I’m perfectly serious.” She says, cool as a cucumber. “There’s no need to worry, I’m not